Logic and funny

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent -
education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help
others, then what exactly are the others
here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
appear bright until you hear them
speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long
word?

Behind every successful man, there is a
woman. And behind every unsuccessful
man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing
in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become
otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a
day than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you
forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........