Lessons in Logic

I got this from an email and i just wanna share it you guys out there...altho some of it doesnt make any sense but what the hack hehehhe enjoy...

Lessons in Logic

I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect
But nobody's perfect
So why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow ,what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
What more can I say........